Oh, your dad didn't give you a small loan of a million dollars? Middle child things hey? While life can be rough, this smoke is guaranteed to be a smooth ride with a destination more delicious than a cantaloupe wearing a top hat. Mellonaire is the crème de la crème of the melon world and will leave you feeling like a baller. Warning: We accept no liability for any spontaneous splurges or sudden urges to buy a yacht while indulging. Side effects may include feeling like you've won the lottery, a sudden desire to tip generously, and an inexplicable urge to purchase monocles for your pets. Remember, we're just here to make your taste buds feel like royalty, not your bank account!